by Tony Woodall

Here are another 10 of Tony's best to see out Friday.

1. How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?

2. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, 'I think I'll squeeze these dangly things and drink whatever comes out'?

3. If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

4. If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?

5. Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?

6. Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?

7. Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

8. I just got back from a pleasure trip.  I took my mother-in-law to the airport.

9. I wish my brother would learn a trade, so I would know what kind of work he's out of.

10.I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

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